(Don't Eat the Pictures music playing)
How did you like that fairy tale? Well, I like the part where they think that Bert's bowls of oatmeal are a little bit too hot. Instead, they decided to go for a walk over the mountains. They were gone was a little girl named Goldilocks. (Don't Eat the Pictures continues) She tasted three bowls of Bert's oatmeal, then she sat on three chairs, and she slept on three beds in case she fell asleep. Then the bears tiptoed right to the door.