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Film Date: July 13, 1984


[Captioning made possible by king world] [captioned by the national captioning institute org--] ♪♪ [ Whistling ] ♪♪ [ Scatting ] ♪♪ [ Scatting Continues ] ♪♪ Together again ♪♪
00:04:40 ♪♪ Gee, it's good to be together again ♪♪
00:04:44 ♪♪ I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone ♪♪
00:04:48 ♪♪ It's not starting over It's just going on ♪♪
00:04:52 ♪♪ Together again ♪♪
00:04:56 ♪♪ Now we're here and there's no nd remembering when ♪♪
00:05:00 ♪♪ 'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling ♪♪
00:05:05 ♪♪ Togethegagain ♪♪
00:05:12 ♪♪ Together again ♪♪
00:05:16 ♪♪ Gee, it's good to be together again ♪♪
00:05:18 ♪♪ I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone ♪♪
00:05:22 ♪♪ It's not starting over It's just going on ♪♪
00:05:25 ♪♪ Together again ♪♪ ♪♪ Again♪♪
00:05:28 ♪♪ Now we're here and there's no need remembering when ♪♪
00:05:30 ♪♪ 'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling ♪♪
00:05:33 ♪♪ Together a-- Together a-- Together a-- ♪♪
00:05:40 ♪♪ Together again ♪♪
00:05:44 ♪♪ Together again ♪♪
00:05:52 [ Chattering ] They like it ! They love it !
00:05:59 They're still applauding. Kermy, you have to go out and take a..
00:06:01 Yeah. Take a bow.
00:06:04 Kermit ! Kermit ! Kermit ! Kermit !
00:06:06 Go. [ Giggles ] Yeah.
00:06:13 Thank you. Thank you.
00:06:15 Thank you, uh-- Thank you, uh-- Well, I really don't know what to say except, uh-- Well, we're really glad you liked Manhattan Melodies, because we all worked so hard to make it the best Senior Variety Show ever.
00:06:26 Hey, Kermit, next time we'll see you on Broadway !
00:06:30 [ Applause ] Yeah. Yeah, sure.
00:06:33 That's a great idea. Why don't we take Manhattan Melodies to New York ?
00:06:38 What ? ah. Broadway'd be dying toet a great musical like this.
00:06:42 Broadway ?
00:06:46 We'd just like to thank everybody for having so much faith in us.
00:06:48 's not often that a frog and a bear and a pig...
00:06:51 and a cckcken and a whatever eveven get accepted into college.
00:06:55 We're all so proud to be graduating now, some with honors-- [ Screaming ] Woman ! Woman ! Woman ! Woman ! Woman !
00:07:05 Woman !
00:07:09 And uh, some with the help of daily psychological counseling.
00:07:14 Anyway, anyway, thank you again.
00:07:18 Thank u u for everything, guys. Thank you.
00:07:19 Yeah. Thank you.
00:07:23 Broadway ? Yeah ! Yeah ! Yeah !
00:07:27 But this show's not good enough for Broadway.
00:07:30 And any the script needs a lot of work. I still think there's something missing.
00:07:33 No ! No ! No !
00:07:37 Kermy, Kermy. Remember you said we could not get married until weadad enough money ?
00:07:39 Yeah. Well, we'd have enough if we had a hit on Broadway.
00:07:44 That's right. Yes, yes.
00:07:47 Broadway of what city ?
00:07:50 Aw, come on. Come on.
00:07:52 Well even if the show was good enough, we're all just graduating.
00:07:54 What about our future plans ?
00:07:58 Well, isis could be our future. Yeah !YeYeah !
00:08:00 That's right.
00:08:03 And if we don't do it, we just say good-bye to each other.
00:08:05 Oh. Broadway ! Broadway, Broadway !
00:08:08 What are we waiting for ? Let's go to Broadway !
00:08:13 Yeah ! Yeah ! Broadway !
00:08:19 New York ! Look at everything there !
00:08:23 Well we mae it, guys. We're really here.
00:08:26 [ Chattering ] What a great-looking place.
00:08:30 It's filled with New Yorkers. Look at 'em all.
00:08:33 Wowee ! Look how gorgess everything is.
00:08:34 Ohh.
00:08:35 Well hey, we better dump our stuff and find a place to stay.
00:08:39 [ Chattering ] Yeah. Yeah.
00:08:45 Okay, Scooter, break out the quarters. Yes, sir.
00:08:49 You all right down there ? How about up there ? [ Chattering ] What do you think, guys ? What ?
00:08:58 I say, how do you like it ? Oh, it's great.
00:09:01 Much better than that cement mixer I used to live in.
00:09:03 I'll trade with anyone that has a Jacuzzi.
00:09:05 Come on. It's just for one day.
00:09:08 We'll all be on Broadway tomorrow. Yeah.
00:09:18 [knocking] Hi there.
00:09:24 We'd like to see Mr. Price.[ Woman ]Do you have an appointment ?
00:09:26 No, but we saw his name in the pap..
00:09:27 And we've got this great show called Manhattan Melodies he's gonna want to produce on Broadway.
00:09:29 It's about a couple of kids that come to New York City to get married.
00:09:33 It has a wonderful opening number. It goes like this.
00:09:35 Hold it. Hold it. ♪♪ [ Humming ] [ Man On Intercom ]What's going on out there ?
00:09:42 Just a frog with a musical, Mr. Price.
00:09:44 Musical ? Send him in.
00:09:47 [ Chattering ] Net. I'm talking net.You've gotta be kiddingwith gross.
00:09:54 Nice upholstery. Hold it a minute. I'll get back to you.
00:09:59 Mr. Price, I'm Kermit, and these are my friends.
00:10:03 And we've got a show called Manhattan Melodies...
00:10:05 that we think you're gonna want to produce on Broadway.
00:10:07 It's about a couple of kids that come to New York City to get married.
00:10:10 It opens with a great number that goes like this.
00:10:13 ♪♪♪ Look at me Here I am-- ♪♪
00:10:16 Frog. Frog. No singing, okay ?
00:10:18 Just give me the general idea. It's all about life in the big city.
00:10:22 Big city, huh ? Cops ?Shootings ? Car chases ?That kind of thing ?
00:10:25 [ Kermit ]No shooting stuff. It's more like songs and dances.
00:10:29 Songs and dances ? Mm-hmm.
00:10:33 That might be interesting.
00:10:37 Nobody cares about shootings anyway.
00:10:39 What are you thinking about ? Big-name stars ?
00:10:43 Well, well, actually we're gonna be the stars.
00:10:45 That's exactly what I was about to say.
00:10:48 - You be the stars. - Uh-huh.
00:10:50 Songs, dances, shootings.
00:10:53 Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
00:10:55 No. No shootin.. Uh-uh.
00:10:57 You know what ? I smell something.
00:10:59 [ Sniffing ] Why does everyone always blame dogs ?
00:11:04 What I smell is a hit. A what ?
00:11:07 - A hit. - You mean-- Absolutely. I'd be proud to produce your show.
00:11:12 Fellas, you're gonna be on Broadway.
00:11:15 Oh, oh, oh. Kermit, we did it !
00:11:17 We did it !
00:11:20 Thanks a lot, Mr. Price. But I really would like you to read the script.
00:11:22 Because there's still something missing.
00:11:23 No, Frog, Frog.
00:11:26 Dont't worry about that.
00:11:29 We fix all those things in the previews.
00:11:29 Now look I've got a million things to do.
00:11:30 I've gotta call the papers, rent a theater, and all I need from you is $300.
00:11:34 - Three hundreddollars ? - Yeah. Apiece.
00:11:38 Apiece ? Today. Yeah.
00:11:42 What ?
00:11:45 [ Kermit Whimpers ] Look, fellas, that's standard Broadway procedure.
00:11:50 You give me the money, and we start the rehearsals tomorrow.
00:11:53 But we don't have-- I don't think that's right.
00:11:56 Yeah, now I smell something.
00:11:59 Fellas--[ Woman ]Mr. Price.
00:12:01 There are two police officers outside. They'd like to speak to you for a minute.
00:12:06 That's him. That's Murray Plotsky.
00:12:10 I gave him my life savings.
00:12:13 Murray ? I thought his name was Martin.
00:12:15 All right, let's go, Murray. You've pulled your last con job.
00:12:18 I don't want any trouble.
00:12:22 [ Squawking ] Get back or the chicken gets it.
00:12:25 - That's a threat ? - Please don't hurt her ! Take me !
00:12:28 Whatever you say, pal !
00:12:32 Get away from that door.Move !
00:12:35 Let go ! Let go of my nose !
00:12:38 Watch it ! You too !
00:12:43 Easy !
00:12:47 [ Screams ] Whoo ! [ Squawking ] Ohhh !
00:12:56 Get this off !
00:12:59 Oh !
00:13:02 Back !
00:13:12 [ Screamg g ] Get this chicken off my ear ! Get it off my ear !
00:13:21 Get it off ! Oh !
00:13:24 [ Screaming ] Get it off !
00:13:27 [ Chattering ] Get it off my ear !
00:13:33 [ Screaming ] Bad man ! Bad man !
00:13:37 Way to go, everybody. Where were you when I needed you ?
00:13:40 Murray ? Animals ! You're crazy-- all of you !
00:13:43 I want my money back !
00:13:46 Gonzo, are you okay ?
00:13:49 I just saw my whole life flash before my nose.
00:13:53 [ Gasping ] Camilla ! She's hyperventilating !
00:13:55 She needs mouth-to-beak resuscitation !
00:13:59 Kermit, he never wanted our show. He just wanted our money.
00:14:03 Yeah Gonzo, is Camilla all right ?
00:14:07 Yeah, but I think we're engaged.
00:14:09 Come on, everybody. We're gonna get this show on Broadway !
00:14:11 Right ! Yeah, let's go, guys !
00:16:57 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪
00:17:01 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪
00:17:05 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪
00:17:08 ♪♪ No, no, no ♪♪
00:17:11 ♪♪
00:17:13 ♪♪ Whenever there's a dream worth a-dreamin' ♪♪ ♪♪ Dreamin' ♪♪
00:17:17 ♪♪ You wanna see that dream come true ♪♪
00:17:18 ♪♪ Dream come true ♪♪
00:17:21 ♪♪ There'll be plenty of people talkin'-- say forget all about it ♪♪
00:17:24 ♪♪ Sayinitit isn't worth the trouble ♪♪
00:17:27 ♪♪ All the trouble that you're goin' through ♪♪
00:17:29 ♪♪ It ain't worth it, no ♪♪♪♪ What can you do ♪♪
00:17:32 - ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪
00:17:33 - ♪♪ You can't take no ♪♪
00:17:34 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪ ♪♪
00:17:35 No, no, no, no ♪♪
00:17:38 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer No, no, no ♪♪
00:17:41 ♪♪ No-no-no No-no-no, no-no-no ♪♪
00:17:45 ♪♪ No-no-no No-no-no, no-no-no ♪♪
00:17:48 ♪♪ What ya gonna do when the times get tough ♪♪
00:17:51 ♪♪ And the world's treatin' you unkind ♪♪
00:17:54 ♪♪ You gotta hang on to your optimistic outlook ♪♪
00:17:57 ♪♪ And keep possession of your positive state of mind ♪♪
00:18:00 ♪♪ State of mind, state of mind, state of mind State-- state of mind ♪♪
00:18:03 - ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪- ♪♪ You can't take no ♪♪
00:18:07 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪♪ ♪♪
00:18:08 No, no, no, no ♪♪
00:18:10 ♪♪ You can't take no for an answer No, no, no ♪♪
00:18:14 ♪♪ No-no-no No-no-no, no-no-no ♪♪
00:18:17 ♪♪ No, no, no ♪♪ ♪♪ No-no-no No-no-no, no-no-no ♪♪
00:18:20 ♪♪ No, no, no ♪♪♪♪ No-no-no No-no-no, no-no-no ♪♪
00:18:23 ♪♪ No, no, no ♪♪
00:18:40 This is turnin' outto be a little tougher than I thought.
00:18:44 Kermit, I'm not good at this.I don't take rejection well.
00:18:49 Maybe we could sell the showif you wrote in special effects, like exploding socks.
00:18:53 Oh, Gonzo, like that'sa really lame idea.
00:18:57 Oh, yeah ? Hey, man, stop yellin' at her.
00:19:01 He wasn't yelling. Yes, I was.
00:19:03 Oh, Gonzo,don't make trouble. Fight ! Fight !
00:19:05 [ Muttering ] Hey Kermit, do you think we should change the script ?
00:19:10 Yeh Kermit, what should we do ?
00:19:13 I don't know ! How should I know ? Why are you always asking me anyway ?
00:19:16 Can't you take careof yourselves ?
00:19:20 I don't know what to do next. We failed, okay ?
00:19:22 We tried and we failed.
00:19:25 Scooter, how much moneydo we have left ?
00:19:28 Enough for two nhthts unless we find cheaper lockers.
00:19:31 Well, we have to eat.
00:19:35 Why start now ? Gonzo !
00:19:39 Gangway ! Comin' through.
00:19:43 Hey, watch it, will ya ?
00:19:45 Hey, that waiter's a rat !
00:19:48 I'm glad we got no money. Now I got no appetite.
00:19:52 There you go. One cheeseburger platter.
00:19:56 What do you want to drink ? Glass of milk.
00:19:59 I would like meat in here.
00:20:02 Picky, picky! Hey, Pete, where's the beef ?
00:20:05 ItIt's coming, it's coming! Got two hands only !
00:20:08 [ Sighing ] Okay. What'll you have ?
00:20:14 The number for the Board of Health.
00:20:16 That does it ! Another rat crack right?
00:20:19 Well I got feelings too, you know. Do you think I'm doin' this as a hobby? Huh? Do ya?
00:20:22 You wanna know what I make ouound here? Huh?
00:20:26 Nothing ! Nothing ! I live on tips !
00:20:28 I work hard ! I try to get tips to feed my family and my mother.
00:20:33 [ Sniffs ] It just isn't fair !
00:20:37 [ Whimpering ] We understand.
00:20:40 We don't have any money either.
00:20:43 Sorry. Not my table.
00:20:46 What a rat !
00:20:49 Uh, I'll get us something to eat.
00:20:51 Is patty coming. Is cow juice coming.
00:20:55 Rizzo, where Jenny ?
00:20:58 May I see a menu, please ?
00:21:00 Special today. Yankee bean soup, with spoon.
00:21:05 Sorry I'm late, Pop. Hi, anan. How are ya ?
00:21:09 It wt t longer than I thought.
00:21:12 But, you will be so proud of me. I did great !
00:21:14 And it was all essay questions. No sweat.
00:21:15 I know I passed.
00:21:18 Jenny, that's very good. Is cow juicendnd patty for lady.
00:21:23 RiRizzo, I'm back. - It's about time.
00:21:26 I can't handle everybody. Take the weirdost t table four.
00:21:31 Which one is table four ?
00:21:34 I wonder if Kermy meant it. I mean, about failing.
00:21:37 Those producers looked at us like we were from outer space.
00:21:41 What ? What ? No, man. Go back to sleep.
00:21:44 Nobody's lande Ah, oh.
00:21:48 We'll take 11 bowls, please. Okey dokey.
00:21:51 Just one thing.
00:21:54 We've got this show that's gonna be a big hit on Broadway, but, uh, well, uh, uh, right now we're all broke.
00:22:04 [ Jenny ]You don't have any money ? Not really.
00:22:05 No.
00:22:07 We'd work it off. We promise.
00:22:11 [ Woman ]Waitress ! Coming.
00:22:14 Hey, I tell you what is.
00:22:17 Big city. Hmm ?
00:22:20 Live. Work. Huh ?
00:22:22 But, not city open.
00:22:24 Only peoples.
00:22:28 Peoples is peoples.No is buildings.
00:22:30 Is tomatoes, uh ? Is peoples.
00:22:33 Is dancing. Is musi Is potatoes.
00:22:39 So, peoples is peoples, okay ?
00:22:45 Yeah.
00:22:48 Thanks. That helped a lot.
00:22:54 Where you goin' ?
00:22:58 Huh ? Oh, uh, well-- Aren't you gonna wait for your soup ?
00:23:02 But I told you. We don't have-- I know, but I know my pop.
00:23:07 When he first started out in this city, he didn't have anything either.
00:23:10 I bet he's back there getting soup bowls for everybody.
00:23:14 Really ? With soup in them ?
00:23:17 Uh-huh. I gotta get back to work.
00:23:19 I had a test today. I came in late.
00:23:22 Yeah. I heard you passed the test.
00:23:25 I hope I passed it.
00:23:27 It's for acceptance into a fashion desn n college.
00:23:29 Oh, yeah ? We just graduated from college.
00:23:32 Really ?Yeah.
00:23:36 - My name's Jenny. - Hi. I'm Kermit.
00:23:38 - Hi, Kermit. Nice to meet you. - I'm a frog.
00:23:42 [ Chattering ] [ Chattering ] No, no, it-- Listen, I'm saying maybe it's time we went out on our own.
00:23:52 You mean, on our own alone ? Without even each other ?
00:23:57 The frog's right. We do depend on him too much.
00:24:01 Like he feels too responsible for us.
00:24:05 He'd be better off if we left town.
00:24:07 I can't leave Kermit. We're still pinned.
00:24:10 [ Muttering ] Maybe-- Oh-- Uh-- I'm sorry I blew up outside.
00:24:17 But guess what. Pete's cooking up some soup for us.
00:24:20 Oh. Mm-hmm.
00:24:25 Well, what's wngng ?
00:24:28 It's just-- We've had some job offers, right ?
00:24:33 - Yeah ! Right ! - Job offers ! - Yeah !
00:24:34 Yeah !
00:24:36 That's great.
00:24:39 These job offers are...
00:24:41 kinda out of town, right ?
00:24:44 -Yeah, yeah. -They're out-of-town job offers.
00:24:47 What job did I get ? Gonzo !
00:24:51 Piggy, are you going too ?
00:24:53 Well, Kermy, I-- [ Cryi ] ] We go bye-bye ?
00:25:03 Kermit, we'll write y you and let you know where we are.
00:25:06 Yeah, and, Kermit, we still beeveve in the show.
00:25:10 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:18 Board !
00:25:27 ♪♪ Saying good-bye ♪♪
00:25:30 ♪♪ Going away ♪♪
00:25:33 ♪♪ Seems like good-bye's ♪♪
00:25:36 ♪♪ Such a hard thing to say ♪♪
00:25:38 ♪♪ Tchching a hand ♪♪
00:25:41 ♪♪ Wondering why ♪♪
00:25:44 [ Both ] ♪♪ It's time for saying good-bye ♪♪
00:25:52 Good-bye, Kermy !
00:25:56 Pig ? Kermy !
00:25:58 Good-bye ! Good-bye !
00:26:11 ♪♪ Saying good-bye ♪♪
00:26:14 ♪♪ Why is it sad ♪♪
00:26:17 ♪♪ Makes us remember ♪♪
00:26:20 ♪♪ The good times we've had ♪♪
00:26:22 ♪♪ Much more to say ♪♪
00:26:25 ♪♪ Foolish to try ♪♪
00:26:28 ♪♪ It's time ♪♪
00:26:31 ♪♪ For saying good-bye ♪♪
00:26:36 ♪♪ Don't want to leave ♪♪
00:26:39 ♪♪ But we both know ♪♪
00:26:42 ♪♪ Sometimes it's better to go ♪♪
00:26:47 ♪♪ Somehow I know ♪♪
00:26:50 ♪♪ We'll meet again ♪♪
00:26:53 ♪♪ Not sure quite where ♪♪
00:26:56 ♪♪ And I don't know just when ♪♪
00:26:58 ♪♪ You're in my heart ♪♪
00:27:01 ♪♪ So until then ♪♪
00:27:04 ♪♪ It's time for saying good-bye ♪♪
00:27:20 ♪♪ Somehow I know ♪♪
00:27:23 ♪♪ We'll meet again ♪♪
00:27:26 ♪♪ Not sure quite where ♪♪
00:27:29 ♪♪ And I don't know just when ♪♪
00:27:31 ♪♪ You're in my heart ♪♪
00:27:34 ♪♪ So until then ♪♪
00:27:37 ♪♪ Wanna smile ♪♪
00:27:40 ♪♪ Wanna cry ♪♪
00:27:43 ♪♪ Saying good-bye ♪♪ [ Group ] ♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪
00:27:46 ♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪
00:27:50 ♪♪ It's time ♪♪
00:27:53 ♪♪ For saying good-bye ♪♪
00:27:55 ♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪
00:27:58 ♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪
00:28:01 ♪♪ La-la, la-la-la ♪♪
00:28:04 ♪♪ La-la ♪♪
00:31:56 Look at all those people out there.
00:32:01 Lots of people.
00:32:05 But my friends-- My friends are all gone.
00:32:13 I'm gonna get 'em back.
00:32:17 I'm gonna get 'em back !
00:32:21 'Cause the show's not dead as long as I believe in it.
00:32:23 I'm gonna sell that show.
00:32:27 We're all gonna be on Broadway !
00:32:30 You hear me, New York ?
00:32:33 We're gonna be on Broadway !
00:32:35 Because-- Because I'm not givin' up !
00:32:37 I'm still here and I'm stayin' ! You hear that, New York ?
00:32:41 I'm stayin' here !
00:32:45 The frog is stayin' !
00:32:53 Hi, Jenny. Kermit. Hi !
00:32:57 ! Excuse me, Pete.
00:32:59 What is ? I thought you might have some work here.
00:33:03 Rizzo, is ready ! Part-time so I could keep working on the show.
00:33:06 What is that supposed to be ?
00:33:10 Is grits. Hominy grits.
00:33:12 How should I know how many ? Count 'em yourself ! Ha-ha.
00:33:15 What ? Uh, listen-- Wait ! Wait ! What is ? Is all morning like this.
00:33:20 You complain. You slow. You no take orders.
00:33:24 You lazy rat you ! Lazy rat ? Okay ! Have it your way.
00:33:28 I don't have to take this abuse !
00:33:32 I quit ! Huh ! Quit ? You no can quit !
00:33:34 Is breakfast crowd ! l l right !
00:33:38 Don't beg. I'll stay. But I need some help.
00:33:40 Okay, guys, this is it. Don't blow it.
00:33:44 Pete, meet your new employees.
00:33:46 Say hello to Tatooey, Yo !
00:33:48 Masterson, Hello.
00:33:51 Chester... I feel terrible !
00:33:53 [ Sneezes ]and Yolanda !
00:33:55 What a crazy body ! Yeah.
00:33:57 Pete, about that job-- [ Clamoring ] Wait ! Is no good !
00:34:04 Rats want job ! Frog want job !
00:34:07 - What next ? Penguins ? - Do you have jobs available ?
00:34:10 - No ! - Well, excuse us for living ! [ Cackling ] Hey, Pop, everybody'swaiting for their food.
00:34:19 Pete, I can work nights.
00:34:22 Come on, Pete. Give these guys a break, all right ?
00:34:24 [ Clamoring ] Hey, I go crazy !
00:34:27 Okay, rats, you go to work. Yea !
00:34:31 Wait ! Wait ! Listen. I tell you what is.
00:34:36 Is no work, is dancing, is cheese-- is big shoes !
00:34:42 Okay ?
00:34:45 [ Woman ]Waitress !
00:34:47 All right, rats, go to work. Yea !
00:34:49 So, like, you got a boyfriend ?
00:34:52 Pete, there's nothing else ?
00:34:54 I'll do anything-- Pop, we could use some help in the kitchen.
00:34:57 Uh, is dishes need washing.
00:35:01 Oh, thanks, Pete ! That's terrific ! Oh, boy !
00:35:03 Thanks a lot, Jenny ! Hey, no sweat.
00:35:07 So, where are all your friends ? They had to leave.
00:35:11 Oh, even your pig friend ? Yes, but I'm bringing her back.
00:35:15 I wrote the show for them. When I sell it, I can bring them back.
00:35:20 I'm staying and I'm getting our show on Broadway.
00:35:23 I really admire that.
00:35:26 I'm going to do something special too.
00:35:28 I mean, in fashion.
00:35:31 Maybe your fashion designing can help me now.
00:35:33 What do you mean ?
00:35:36 I did some reading last night about Broadway producers and investors and agents.
00:35:38 Now I know what I have to do to sell our show.
00:35:42 I can use your help 'cause I have a three-part plan.
00:35:45 And the first part is, if you can't bea'e'em, join 'em.
00:36:14 [ Clears Throat ] Hiya, sweetheart ! I just flew in from the coast.
00:36:23 I love your hair ! n'n't ever touch it !
00:36:26 Listen, I got an appointment with your top theater agent.
00:36:29 Leonard Winesop ?
00:36:32 Yeah, Lennie, right. What office is he in, doll ?
00:36:34 He's in Suite 1024. I'll call and see-- No, no, sweetheart. No need for that, 'cause Lennie and I go way back !
00:36:41 I'm talkin' way back. Thanks, honey.
00:36:45 Far out ! Right on !
00:36:50 Mr. Winesop ?
00:36:54 Yeah ? A frog.
00:36:57 With an afro.[ Door Opens ] Hiya, Lennie, sweetheart, babe ! I just flew in from the coast.
00:37:03 Hey, I love your office. Don't change a thing.
00:37:05 My private plane's double-parked so I gotta run.
00:37:08 I got this boffo, socko script for a Broadway slot called Manhattan Melodies.
00:37:11 It's totally today yet tremendously timeless.
00:37:15 I'm giving you first look-see 'cause we're like family.
00:37:17 Have I ever lied to you ? Oop, I think I hear my beeper.
00:37:19 I gotta split. I'll have your people call my people.
00:37:22 We'll set a conference call.
00:37:25 Remember, Lennie. Boffo, Lennie. Socko, Lennie.
00:37:27 I'll call you. We'll have lunch. Ciao !
00:37:31 [ Panting ] Jenny ! Kermit !
00:37:54 Hi, Jenny ! Hi. Here. Have a seat.
00:37:56 Were you aitit ? They loved it, right ?
00:37:59 How'd the costume work ? The costume was great.
00:38:02 It's hard to tell how it went. They're probably reading the script right now.
00:38:19 Hey, baby.
00:38:22 Baby !
00:38:24 Where you goin', sweetheart ?
00:38:26 Hello.
00:38:29 I said hello.
00:38:31 For the next part of my plan I have to look older, so I'm gonna grow a mustache. Oh.
00:38:38 I think you'd look cute with a mustache.
00:38:38 You think so ?
00:38:41 Mm-hmm. Piggy said that to me once too.
00:38:44 She's hot ! Hot mama ! Hey, baby !
00:38:46 Hot stuff ! Lookin' good.
00:38:49 Perfect and pretty. Pretty and perfect.
00:38:52 Hey, baby ! Sweet thing. Sweet thing.
00:38:55 She must be really talented. You're talented too.
00:39:00 You mean it ? Of course.
00:39:04 I know you're gonna be a famous fashion designer.
00:39:06 Kermit, thank you for saying that.
00:39:10 Come on, baby. Don't be rude.
00:39:13 [ Grunting ] Come here, mama. Come here.
00:39:18 [ Straining, Screaming ] [ Screaming Continues ] [ Banging ] What was that ?
00:39:30 Oh, it's just New Yor Yep.
00:39:36 Pete, what happened to those rats you had working here ?
00:39:40 Customer complained. They no like rats for waiters.
00:39:43 Is okay. I make them cook. Hey, Pete.
00:39:47 Here you go. Two zeros on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arc.
00:39:59 Yeah !
00:40:04 Ha, ha. Oh, yeah.
00:40:09 ♪♪ Ba-dupe-deep-do Be-dudelly dupe, ba-do-ba-ba ♪♪
00:40:13 ♪♪ Daba-daba, dettio-daba Dooba-dooah ♪♪
00:40:16 ♪♪ Be-boop, be-doodely-doop Be-be-deetin-de-de ♪♪
00:40:19 ♪♪ Daba-dooby Daba-dooby, da-ba ♪♪
00:40:22 ♪♪ Bah ♪♪
00:40:24 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-- Oh-oh-oh. Hey, how's the coffee ?
00:40:32 Uhh ! Ahh ! Uhh !
00:40:34 The coffee's fine. Come on in. Ha, ha, ha !
00:40:38 ♪♪ Be-doolia, de-be-deep, be-de ♪♪
00:40:41 ♪♪ Beep-boomowow, do-doolia-beep Beep, de-de-de, deep ♪♪
00:40:43 ♪♪ Bop-boo-dow, ba-doolia De-deep, de-doolia-doop ♪♪
00:40:46 ♪♪ Ba-do-bop-ba, daba-daba Dolia-da-ba ♪♪
00:40:49 ♪♪ Do-be-do-ah, deep-doop Badelia-doop ♪♪
00:40:52 ♪♪ Debe-deetin, de-de Daba-dooby, daba-dooby ♪♪
00:40:55 ♪♪ Dat-do-bow, I said ♪♪
00:40:57 ♪♪ Do-bow ♪♪
00:40:59 ♪♪ Doopa, dolia-doopa Doopa, doopa-do-ow, yeah ♪♪ Yeow !
00:41:09 Kermit, when are you going to start growing your mustache ?
00:41:13 I stopped shaving three days ago. Didn't you notice ?
00:41:17 Oh. Well-- No ?
00:41:25 It's subtle.
00:41:27 Yeah. I bet we could help it along with makeup.
00:41:29 Good. I'm ready for the second part of my plan.Hey, Frog.
00:41:33 Mail come. Got mail for you.
00:41:37 Yeah, it must be from the gang.
00:41:40 Now, Yolanda, chopping is an art.
00:41:44 You gotta be smooth.
00:41:47 [ Grunts ] [ Groans ] Hey, it's from Scooter.
00:41:52 "Dear Kermit, How are you ?" [ Scooter's Voice ]"Have you sold the show yet ? Have you heard from the gang ?
00:41:57 "I'm in Cleveland. I have this terrific job.
00:42:01 "I'm managing a huge movie house.
00:42:04 Maybe not managing, but I do have a lot of responsibilities." Here are your glasses. Seating to the left.
00:42:11 Hurry , , Mom. Thank you.
00:42:13 [ Scooter's Voice ]"I'm meeting interesting people." Ah ! Your poppin' corn is 3-D !
00:42:18 Aha ! The corn is poppin' in your face in 3-D !
00:42:22 Chef, that's not how 3-D works.
00:42:26 Oh, never mind. Here's your ticket. Ha, ha, ha.
00:42:28 Thanks. Sir, your 3-D glasses. Sir, your glasses !
00:42:34 Whoopti, do, do, dee, do.
00:43:20 úxñ Oh, I don't need 'em. I've seen this movie 97 times.
00:45:16 My name is Lew Zealand. I'm a boomerang fish thrower.
00:45:20 I throw the fish away and they come back to me.
00:45:24 Ha, ha, ha. Here's my favorite part.
00:45:28 [ Man ] The fish ! They're coming from the game room !
00:45:32 ! [ Crashing ] [ Woman Screaming ] Go get 'em, guys ! Ha, ha, ha.
00:45:36 - [ Woman ] Help ! Help ! - Yeah ! Ha, ha.
00:45:39 [ Lew ]Oh, ho-ho.
00:45:42 [ Screaming ] Oh, ha-ha. Oops.
00:45:49 [ Scooter's Voice ] "So, life is great here in Ohio. Love, Scooter." [ Kermit's Voice ]Here's one from Fozzie.
00:45:58 "Dear Kermit, Wacka, wacka, wacka." [ Fozzie's Voice ]"But seriously. I'm in Maine.
00:46:03 "My job didn't turn out too terrific.
00:46:06 "So I deded to hibernate. h, back to nature.
00:46:09 "I love it out here in the woods.
00:46:13 It's where a bear should be." [ Snoring ] How do they do it ?
00:46:26 I've been tryin' to sleep for days.
00:46:31 Anybody got some warm milk ?
00:46:35 Oh, brother.
00:46:38 Hello.
00:46:41 Oh. I didn't know this cave was co-ed.
00:46:44 My name's Beth.
00:46:47 Well, I'm Fozzie.
00:46:49 I can't sleep either.
00:46:52 Maybe if we snuggle. Hmm ?
00:46:57 Ker-mit.
00:47:01 [ Kermit's Voice ]Hmph. Here's one more.It's from Dr. Teeth.
00:47:05 [ Dr. Teeth's Voice ]"Dear Kermit, How's the man ?
00:47:08 "We got this great gig outside of Pittsburgh.
00:47:16 "I tell you, Frog, the band's wailin'. The music's cookin'.
00:47:22 "Crowd is also wailin' and cookin'.
00:47:26 Yeah, we're in h c city here." Augh-augh-augh-augh-- Augh-augh-augh-augh-- Augh-augh-augh-augh-- Augh !
00:47:40 They're all doing pretty well.
00:47:43 Yeah, they are.
00:47:45 But there are no letters from Gonzo or Rowlf or Piggy.
00:47:48 I'm sure they've written.
00:47:52 Sometimes it just takes a while.
00:47:54 Yeah, sure. Piggy's probably busy with some terrific job.
00:47:58 Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:01 I guess they're all out there doing terrific.
00:48:03 If I can only sell the show, then everyone could come back and we could do it totogether like the old days.
00:48:09 You'll do it, Kermit. Well, thanks, Jenny.
00:48:15 [ Chuckles ][ Glass Breaking, Clattering ] [ Thudding ] [ Shouting ] That's been happening a lot lately over there.
00:48:23 I know.
00:48:26 It's New York. [ Sighs ] Hey, Rizzo, I'm about ready for the second part of my plan.
00:48:32 I'm going to need your help and all the other rats too.
00:48:35 I think we could be making some overtime here.
00:48:38 Jenny, I need you to draw a picture of me.
00:48:38 Sure.
00:48:40 What's the scoop ? Have you ever heard of a whispering campaign ?
00:49:05 Good afternoon. KeKermit the Frog.
00:49:09 My reservation secretary made a reservation for me.
00:49:13 [ Sneezing ] Gesundeieit. This way, please.
00:49:20 Afternoon,llll.
00:49:24 [ Chattering ] Don't get up. Keep eating.
00:49:31 Ta !
00:49:34 May I take your coat ?
00:49:36 No ! Uh, that is, uh, no, thank you very much indeed.
00:49:39 Hmm.
00:49:45 [ Sneezing ] [ Grunting, Coughing ] That's the closest I ever want to be to a frog.
00:49:54 Okay, guys, do your stuff. Right.
00:50:07 Okay, you start.
00:50:10 Uh, say, isn't that atat rich producer over there ?
00:50:13 ThThe one who's investingin Manhattan Melodies ?
00:50:17 Yes, he's investing millions of dollars in Manhattan Melodies.
00:50:22 What's that all about ?Manhattan Melodies ?
00:50:26 Isn't that Kermit the Frog, the big-time producer, over erere ?
00:50:30 A producer is here.
00:50:33 A oducer, dear. There's a big producer over there.
00:50:35 [ Murmuring ] It's the hottest thing coming to Broadway this season.
00:50:42 [ Murmuring ] Best Broadway show in years.
00:50:48 [ Laughing ] Hello.
00:51:03 Vincent ? Vincent ?
00:51:07 Did I do something wrong ? No.
00:51:10 Vincent, a frog ?
00:51:14 That food smells good up there. I'm starvin'.
00:51:18 [ Grunts ] [ Screaming ] [ Screaming ] Oh !
00:51:28 [ Screaming ] [ Gasping ] - [ Shouting ] - [ Screaming Continues ] But this is all a misunderstanding-- Aah !
00:51:50 [ Grunts, Pants ] Well, thanks a lot, you guys.
00:51:57 [ Sezes ] So what's the third part of your plan ?
00:52:13 I don't think there' going to be one.
00:52:17 I feel like I'm being a phoney, and I can't take it anymore.
00:52:20 But I-I don't know what to do next.
00:52:29 [ Muttering ] [ Jenny ]All right.
00:52:36 Moping te's over.
00:52:38 w about a little exerce ? Well-- I knew you wanted to.
00:52:43 Ah, dear Lord, not jogging. [ Moans ] Wow. It's such beautiful day.
00:52:52 Yeah.
00:52:55 [ Panting ] Come on. Give me a break.
00:52:58 Come on. Let's go isis way. Okay.
00:53:02 Feel better ? Yeah.
00:53:05 Good. Exercise does the trick. Yeah, stretches the old frog legs.
00:53:09 [ Panting ] [ Panting ] Xu Oh, no. Oh.
00:56:00 [ Screams ] [ Grunting ] My purse !
00:56:07 That does it ! [ Grunts ] [ Grunting ] Excuse me.
00:56:15 May I borrow those a moment ? [ Giggles ] [ Shouts ] Screaming ] [ Screaming ] Piggy ?
00:57:02 [ Screaming ] [ Miss Piggy Screaming ] [ Screaming ] You creep !
00:57:48 Get off ! Okay, buddy.
00:57:51 I don't even know how to skate ! Know that ?
00:57:53 What's going on ? She stole my purse.
00:57:56 What ? Good try, fella. me on.
00:57:58 What ? That'll teach you to mess with a lady ! Understand ?
00:58:01 Oh, thank you so mh.
00:58:04 Piggy ? Kermit ? Mmm !
00:58:07 Are you okay ? What are you doing here ?
00:58:11 Um, sightseeing. [ Giggles ] But you're supposed to be out of town. Yeah.
00:58:18 I do not wish to discuss it in present company.
00:58:20 But-- Oh, Piggy !
00:58:24 Uh, that's okay, Kermit. I'll see you back at Pete's.
00:58:26 Huh ? Okay.
00:58:30 I'm glad you're not hurt, Miss Piggy.
00:58:32 Hmph !
00:58:34 Piggy ? What's going on ?
00:58:36 Well, you're certainly looking different now.
00:58:40 No gold chains, no shirt cut to the navel, no... "toupe" !
00:58:43 Hmph ! Quelle difference.
00:58:47 What's with all this French stuff ?
00:58:50 Uh, by sheer chance I happened to learn French...
00:58:52 and get a job interpreting at the U.N.
00:58:55 [ Panting ] What ?
00:58:58 Can I get my skates back, please ?
00:59:01 Just a second. How'd you know about that "toupe" ?
00:59:03 None of your beeswax. Haveou been spying on me ?
00:59:06 I'll unlace them while you fight. It's no trouble.
00:59:10 Piggy, have you been spying on me ?
00:59:14 Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.
00:59:17 You two-timing her ? No, it's just Jenny.
00:59:18 She's a friend.
00:59:22 She's been trying to help me sell the show.
00:59:22 Ha !
00:59:25 He's got to sell the show. What show ?
00:59:28 If she is just a friend, then what about the huggies ?
00:59:31 What ? The huggies ? You gave Jenny the huggies ?
00:59:35 Maybe Kermit, maybe it would have been better we had never had met.
00:59:39 Then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence.
00:59:43 [ Sobbing ] See what the huggies will get you ?
00:59:47 Listen Jenny and I were hugging because we're friends.
00:59:51 That's what friends do. Friends do not spy.
00:59:53 Yeah, I forgot about that.
00:59:57 I spied because I care !
00:59:59 I care too ! Why don't you say so ?
01:00:02 I just did ! All right !
01:00:05 [ Both Screaming, Panting ] Keep the skates. Keep the skates.
01:00:10 I never use them anyway. just like to run around in shorts.
01:00:13 But-- [ Horse Whinnies Oh.
01:00:18 Hey ! Wait a minute !
01:00:22 Come on, Piggy.
01:00:26 [ Squeals ] Look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig.
01:00:43 Looks like they're in love. Yeah.
01:00:46 Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it ? [ Both Laughing ] Woo-woo ! Hey, lovey-dovey !
01:00:53 [ Waldorf ]Hubba-hubba !
01:00:55 Kermy, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
01:00:57 I didn't mean it when I said it would have been better if we had never met.
01:01:02 Inact, I wish we'd met much sooner.
01:01:07 Ha, ha. Kermy ?
01:01:10 Kermy, just imagine.
01:01:13 Wouldn't it have been wonderful if we'd known each other when we were little ?
01:01:17 Hmm ? [ Grunts ] Imagine. Little Kermy.
01:01:24 [ Chuckles ] Little Piggy.
01:01:28 Ah. [ Chuckles ] ♪♪ No matter what life may bring ♪♪
01:01:44 ♪♪ No matter what I may do ♪♪
01:01:48 ♪♪ Be sure of one special thing ♪♪
01:01:52 ♪♪ I'm gonna always be loving you ♪♪
01:01:59 ♪♪ Gonna be a movie star ♪♪
01:02:03 ♪♪ And I'm gonna learn to drive a car ♪♪
01:02:06 ♪♪ Gonna be a veterinarian too ♪♪
01:02:09 ♪♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪♪
01:02:18 Whoa !
01:02:22 ♪♪
01:02:24 Hi, guys. Hi, Fozzie.
01:02:26 Hi, Kermy ! Hello !
01:02:29 ♪♪ I'll be the cutest model you've ever saw ♪♪
01:02:32 ♪♪ And then I think I'll study criminal law ♪♪
01:02:36 ♪♪ And I'm gonna learn to scuba dive too ♪♪
01:02:39 ♪♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪♪
01:02:42 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah ♪♪
01:02:44 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah ♪♪
01:02:47 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah-wah ♪♪
01:02:51 ♪♪ Wah-wah-wah-wah-waa ♪♪
01:02:54 ♪♪ I'm gonna be a singer Woo-woo-woo-woo ♪♪
01:02:57 ♪♪ And I'm gonna learn fly a plane ♪♪ ♪♪
01:02:58 Wacka-wacka-wacka ♪♪
01:03:00 ♪♪ I'll be a doctor with diseases I'll help you with your sneezes ♪♪
01:03:04 ♪♪ And practice neurosurgery on your brain ♪♪
01:03:07 ♪♪ Gonna climb the Matterhorn ♪♪
01:03:11 ♪♪ But only after all our children are born ♪♪
01:03:14 ♪♪ 'Cause I want to be a good mommy too ♪♪
01:03:17 ♪♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪♪
01:03:20 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah ♪♪
01:03:23 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah ♪
01:03:26 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-w-wah-wah ♪♪
01:03:29 ♪♪ Wah-wah-wah-wah-waa ♪♪
01:03:32 ♪♪ She'gonna be a movie star ♪♪
01:03:34 ♪♪ A she's gonna learn to drive a car ♪♪
01:03:38 ♪♪ She's gonna be a veterinarian too ♪♪
01:03:41 ♪♪ And I'm gonna always love you, you, you ♪♪
01:03:44 ♪♪ Well, she's gonna be a singer Woo, woo, woo ♪♪
01:03:48 ♪♪ And she's gonna learn to fly a plane ♪♪
01:03:51 ♪♪ She'll be a doctor with diseases and help you with your sneezes ♪♪
01:03:55 ♪♪ And practice neurosurgery on your brain ♪♪
01:03:58 ♪♪ Gonna climb the Matterhorn ♪♪
01:04:02 ♪♪ But on after all my children are born ♪♪
01:04:06 ♪♪ 'Cause I want to be a good mommy too ♪♪
01:04:09 ♪♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪♪
01:04:12 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah ♪♪
01:04:16 ♪♪ Ma-ma, da-da, poo-poop Sh-wah-wah ♪♪
01:04:19 ♪♪ Wah ♪♪
01:04:23 [ Murmuring ] Uh, uh, Piggy, I think the ride is over.
01:04:32 Oh ! [ Laughs, Clears Throat ] Bye, Jenny. See you tomorrow. Yeah. Take care.
01:04:48 Uh, well, uh-- [ Clears Throat ] Uh, well, uh, I-- Here we are.
01:04:54 It sure is nice we're all together like this, isn't it ?
01:04:57 Yeah. Hmph.
01:05:01 [ Woman Miss ! Is customer !
01:05:03 Coming. Excuse me. I will get it.
01:05:06 After all, moi am a waitress.
01:05:08 Hey, Pete, thanks for giving Piggy a j.
01:05:12 Is rats cooking. Is frog washing. Is pig waitress.
01:05:14 Is no coffee shop. Is zoo !
01:05:18 Hmph. Yeah.
01:05:20 Hey, Kermit, come on.
01:05:24 What about the show ? What are we going to do next ? I-- Frog, is mailman come with letters for you.
01:05:30 That must be more mail from the gang.
01:05:32 I'll have two eggs over easy-- [ Kermit ] Piggy ! Piggy Pardonnez-moi, dear. [ Chuckles ] [ Panting ] Is something wrong ?
01:05:44 Do you believe in inter-species dating ?
01:05:46 Well, I've gone out with some rats before, if that's what you mean.
01:05:50 [ Groans ] It's from Gonzo. Gonzo.
01:05:54 Great. It goes, "Dear Kermit, I am in Michigan." [ Gonzo's Voice ]"Camilla and I have joined a traveling aquacade.
01:06:01 "It's not like Broadway, but I have met some good-looking chickens here.
01:06:04 We put together this terrific new act." Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible Gonzo !
01:06:11 Thank you, Arriba !And thank you !
01:06:15 You're a wonderful crowd !
01:06:18 Now, for today's climactic act, look yonder !
01:06:21 I will first make a death-defying leap from the lp-de-loop ramp, spinning and hurtling my body through the flaming circle of doom...
01:06:31 and landing comfortablyon the imitation-leathereasy chair...
01:06:36 while my chickens do theirimpression of Tony Bennett...
01:06:40 singing the "William Tell Overture." Please !I must have silence !
01:06:47 Are you ready ?
01:06:50 Thank you, Margaret. Hit it, girls !
01:06:54 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk !
01:06:57 ♪♪ [ Clucking In Time To The "William Tell Overture" ] Here we go ! [ Laughs ] Wait. I can't see.
01:07:02 - [ Engine Revving ] - ♪♪ [ Clucking Continues ] Whoa ! Hey, I forgot my skis !
01:07:08 Don't sound like Tony Bennett to me.
01:07:12 [ Kermit's Voice ]"Everything's going swimmingly.
01:07:13 Love, Gonzo." Hey, here's one from Rowlf.
01:07:21 frog ?
01:07:22 "I'm in Delaware, and I found a terrific job in management.
01:07:25 I'm surrounded by friends,and I love what I'm doing." 009 I am Mr. Skeffington.
01:10:08 One of my secretaries made a reservation for the weekend...
01:10:10 in the name of Snookums.
01:10:13 [ Barks ] Oh, yeah.
01:10:17 This is Snookums.
01:10:21 Hmm.
01:10:23 Now, Daddy wants his little Snookie-ookums...
01:10:26 to be especially good this weekend while Daddy is gone, or he'll be very angry.
01:10:34 Don't worry. We'll take good care of her.
01:10:35 Him.
01:10:38 Take good care of him. Snookums is a him !
01:10:42 Snookums gets breakfast at 8:00 a.m. exactly.
01:10:43 Okay.
01:10:46 Breakfast is quiche. Yes, sir.
01:10:49 Aren't you going to write it down ?
01:10:52 - Photographic memory. - Write it down !
01:10:54 Oh. Dog gets quiche at 8:00.
01:10:58 Whater that is. Marvin, put him on the desk.
01:11:01 Do you have any toys here ?
01:11:05 What kind of toys would you like, sir ?
01:11:07 Doggy toys.
01:11:11 Rubber balls, rubber fire hydrants, rubber newspapers.
01:11:13 Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.
01:11:19 Don't we all ?
01:11:23 Write it down. Yeah, rubber Wall Street Journal.
01:11:25 Now, while Daddy's gone, the little lumpy-dum-dums won't have his daddy...
01:11:32 to give him washy-scrubby.
01:11:36 Very impressive.
01:11:39 You speak Chinese like a native.
01:11:41 Now, shake hands. Beg pardon ?
01:11:44 Shake ! Shake ! Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
01:11:47 Good boy. Now, sit. Yes, sir.
01:11:51 Stay. Stay.
01:11:54 Stay.
01:11:57 Stay. Stay. St.
01:12:00 [ Door Closes ] That was the most humiliating experience of my life.
01:12:06 Hey, Snookie ! Hey, looat little Snookie-ookums !
01:12:09 Snookie-wookums want his little boney-woney ?
01:12:12 Little binky-booter !
01:12:16 Hey, you got a squishy bottom.
01:12:19 - Lay off, will ya ? - [ Howling ] Rowlf, hey, Rowlf, come on. Let us out of here.
01:12:24 We want to go home ! Yeah, Rowlf, come on.
01:12:25 We want to go home.
01:12:27 Let us out. Let us go home ! [ Howling ] Yeah, me too. [ Howls ] [ All Howling ] "Love, from Rowlf." They're all doing terrific, aren't they ?
01:12:41 Here's one more. "Dear Mr. Kermit, "I would be very interested in talking with you about...
01:12:47 your musical,Manhattan Melodies." "Please come my office at your earliest convenience.
01:12:53 Sincerely, Bernard Crawford, Producer." I've heard of him. He's a big-time Broadway producer.
01:12:58 Really ? Yeah !
01:13:02 Maybe he wants you to sign a contract.
01:13:04 I better get over there right away.
01:13:06 Remember, just act confident...
01:13:08 like you know the show is going to kill them.
01:13:11 Right. Thanks, Jenny. [ Kissing Sound ] Oh, good-bye, Piggy. [ Stammers ] Ca us and tell us what happens.
01:13:21 Okay ! Hey, watch it !
01:13:23 I'm sorry, but I have to get a contract so I can go out and kill them.
01:13:28 Naw.
01:13:36 Uh, may I help you ? I'm looking for Mr.
01:13:37 Crawford.
01:13:41 Are you Kermit the Frog ? Yeah.
01:13:46 Uh, I'm-- I'm Mr. Crawford. Oh, really ?
01:13:51 Yeah. Wow.
01:13:54 The office boy is out getting lunch. Uh-huh.
01:13:57 You know kids nowadays. They're always...
01:13:58 eating lunch.
01:14:00 Yeah. Well, you want to go in your office ? No, actually-- y don't we just have a seat over there for a minute, okay ?
01:14:08 Sure. You're very young to be a producer.
01:14:11 You notice I started when I was very-- Yeah.
01:14:19 Look, can I tell you the truth ? Mm-hmm.
01:14:23 The thing is that I'm not Bernard Crawford.
01:14:23 I'm Ronnie Crawford.
01:14:24 I signed my father's name to the letter because I didn't think you'd come otherwise.
01:14:29 But I want to produce your show on Broadway !
01:14:32 You do ? Yeah, yeah, I love it ! It is so different.
01:14:34 It's perfect for my first production.
01:14:38 My dad and I have this agreement-- [ Man ] Ronnie !
01:14:40 I'm coming up the stairs, and I want my lunch.
01:14:41 That's my dad.
01:14:43 Ronnie ! Now.
01:14:46 Dad, I got great news !
01:14:49 If you two are in love, I don't want to hear about it.
01:14:52 Remember you promised me I could have one chance to become a Broadway producer.
01:14:55 You would get the set and the lights and the scenery and everything !
01:14:59 I want to take that chance right now.
01:15:03 This is Kermit, and he has written a wonderful musical called Manhattan Melodies.
01:15:06 I want to produce it.
01:15:09 When do we hear the great news ? Dad !
01:15:12 All right, all right.Tell me, Mr. Author.
01:15:15 What is this musical ? All dancing, all croaking ?
01:15:18 Iteeds a little work. There's still something missing.
01:15:21 The two leads get married. Then there's this song-- ♪♪ Look at me, here I am ♪♪
01:15:25 Hold it. I'm allergic to amphibians singing.
01:15:29 Who's going to be starring in this masterpiece ?
01:15:33 It's just me and my friends. They're all dogs and bears and chickens.
01:15:38 I told you. I want to do something different.
01:15:42 So put some Jell-O down your pants. Come here.
01:15:45 Don't you realize it might be against the law having a chicken dancing onstage ?
01:15:50 You an you're going to go back on your promise ?
01:15:54 Did I say that ? I didn't say anything of the kind.
01:15:58 I'll do everything I said I would.
01:16:00 Just because this thing is ridiculous doesn't mean it might not make it on Broadway.
01:16:02 All right! Yes!
01:16:05 When I started out in show business-- Thank you, Dad !
01:16:07 Yeah, thanks, Dad. See you later !
01:16:10 Yeah, I got to tell the whole gang !
01:16:14 [ Ringing ] Hello, Pete's. Jenny ?
01:16:21 Kermit ? Yeah !
01:16:23 What happened ? Kermit, what ?
01:16:25 We sold the show. The producer wants to put it on Broadway.
01:16:27 Really ? What ?
01:16:30 The producer said he's going to put the show on Broadway ! [ Both Screaming ] [ Screaming Continues ] [ Piggy Panting ] Listen. Tell Piggy she's gonna be a sta And, Jenny, I'd like you to do the costumes.
01:16:43 Oh, Kermit, thank-- Kermit, Kermit, Kermy-- Now that we'll be on Broadway, remember what you promised about getting married ?
01:16:51 Not now, Piggy. We got to write the gang and get them back.
01:16:55 I'll be at Pete's in ten minutes. We did it !
01:16:59 We did it !
01:17:03 ♪♪ Back together again ♪♪
01:17:05 ♪♪ La-da-di-da Di-dee-di-de♪♪
01:17:08 [ Honking ] [ Screams ] [ Thudding ] [ Chattering ] Pete, are you sure Kermit wasn't at the bus terminal ?
01:17:42 No, he's no there. Is better wait. Come.
01:17:43 Sit down.
01:17:45 But Keit said he'd be here in ten minutes.
01:17:46 He's never been gone like this before.
01:17:51 Listen, I tell you what is Peoples is peoples. Is frog gone ? Yes.
01:17:59 Is peoples worrying ? Is peoples looking ? Is no come ?
01:18:04 But is peoples working ? Is water boiling ?
01:18:09 Is come. Yeah.
01:18:12 Peoples is peoples.
01:18:14 [ Crying ] Piggy ? Piggy, I'm sure Kermit's all right.
01:18:22 [ Crying ] I bet he got so excited about the show he lost track of time.
01:18:29 No, no, he's missing. I know it.
01:18:33 Piggy ? Hmm ?
01:18:36 Aren't you excited ?
01:18:39 Just think. You're going to be on Broadway in a few months.
01:18:42 Two weeks. Uh, the show opens in two weeks.
01:18:47 Place is closed.
01:18:50 I'm Ronnie Crawford. I'm producing Kermit's show.
01:18:52 Oh, well, we're Kermit's friends.
01:18:55 I'm Jenny. I'm her father.
01:18:58 The show opens in two weeks ?
01:18:59 My dad said-- Oh, I'm letting my dad help out.
01:19:01 He said we could ha the setsand props and the costumes, but the show has to open in two weeks.
01:19:10 Did you just say Kermit is missing ?
01:19:17 The writer and the star of my show is missing ?
01:19:20 And we open in two weeks ?
01:19:24 No sweat. Come on, Piggy We'll find him.
01:19:26 Wait. We got to get his friends back, those bears and chickens and things.
01:19:28 Pop, could you send telegrams to Kermit's friends ?
01:19:32 Please ! Okey dokey.
01:19:35 Let's go ! Great ! Come on !
01:19:37 Is no sweat. I write good.
01:19:40 Dear bears and chickens and things, Is New York ! Is play ! Is time !
01:19:52 Kermit needs me.
01:19:56 Beth, Beth, Beth, wake up. Hey.
01:19:59 I'm going to New York City to be on Broadway !
01:20:01 Oh, no, is it spring ? All right, I'm up.
01:20:05 Hey, guys, we're going to New York !
01:20:08 Hey, girls, we're going to New York !
01:20:12 We're going to New York !
01:20:15 New York ? Yeah ! Right, right.
01:20:18 New York City ! Oh, boy !
01:22:32 8'%ECCCC1x1x Dr. Gomez, 3-33, stat.
01:23:07 [ Woman ]Good morning.
01:23:10 I see we've had our breakfast, haven't we ?
01:23:13 Hi, Doctor.
01:23:17 How's our amnesia patient this morning ?
01:23:20 I don't know. I haven't been feeling like myself lately.
01:23:24 I tell you what, if I may, I'd like to check your reflexes once again today.
01:23:31 Just take a second.
01:23:38 A little slow...
01:23:41 and confused, but that's to be expected, because, as you know, you have amnesia.
01:23:45 I'm going to check to see that there are no physical injuries one last time.
01:23:50 [ Giggles ] Tickle ?
01:23:53 This might hurt just for a minute.
01:23:56 But it'll be over soon.
01:24:00 Ah, adequate musculoskeletal response. Hmm.
01:24:04 Now I want you to take a deep breath. This will hurt.
01:24:09 [ Gasps, Whimpers ] [ Exhales ] All right.
01:24:17 No rotator cuff dislocation. Hmm.
01:24:19 Now, let's try the mandible.
01:24:22 [ Grunts ] Peachy. No doubt about it. You have amnesia.
01:24:30 Now, the problem is, you were found with no identification...
01:24:34 and, oddly enough, wearing no clothing.
01:24:38 So, I did research into the major nudist colonies in the area.
01:24:41 I think I've come up with something. What ?
01:24:45 You are Mr. Enrico Tortellini of Passaic, New Jersey.
01:24:52 Well, I really n't feel Italian.
01:24:56 It was just a long shot.
01:24:59 Mr. "X," I'm sorryto tell you this,but your case is hopeless.
01:25:02 Why don't you find a nice job and make a new life for yourself ?
01:25:07 What we can do for you is give you a nice clean set of clothes.
01:25:10 Wish you a lot of good luck. We, thank you, Doc.
01:25:23 ♪♪ [ Hums ] [ Chattering ] Okay, everybody. Listen, everyone.
01:25:28 Listen. Listen. [ Whistles ] Look, buddy, I don't take my clothes off f anyone, even if it is artistic.
01:25:38 Janice, everybody, please. I'm glad to see you too.
01:25:42 But I've been trying to tell you that Kermit is gone. He's disappeared !
01:25:46 Kermit has disappeared ? Yes !
01:26:12 - Uh, excuse me. - Yes ?
01:26:16 I'm looking for the Gordon Employment Agency.
01:26:18 - That's one floor down. - Oh, I see. Thank you.
01:26:25 Wait a minute. Hold it. What's your name ?
01:26:29 Uh, uh, Phil.
01:26:32 Uh, Phil-up. Phillip, Phil.
01:26:36 Phillip Phil. Catchy name.
01:26:39 Phil, I'm Bill, and this is Gil.
01:26:41 Phil, I'm Gil, and this is Jill.
01:26:43 Phil, I'm Jill. You know Gil and Bill. Pleased to meet you.
01:26:46 Would you step into our office ?
01:26:50 We're looking for the opinion of the common, ordinary frog-on-the-stre.
01:26:52 We're in the ad game. What do you advertise ?
01:26:56 Ocean Breeze soap. I never heard of that.
01:27:00 [ Together ] We know.
01:27:03 The truth is, our jo are on the line.
01:27:05 Here. Sit down. Oh, yes.
01:27:09 We've been working all night on a new slogan.
01:27:09 Tell us if you like it.
01:27:11 "Ocean Breeze soap, for people who don't want to stink." Hmm.
01:27:19 - What do you think ? - Be frank, Phil.
01:27:21 I don't like it. You don't ?
01:27:25 Oh !
01:27:27 How about-- "Ocean Breeze soap. It's just like taking an ocean cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere." Seems a bit long. [ Both Whimpering ] Have you tried something simple like-- "Ocean Breeze soap will get you clean." [ Both ] Huh ?
01:27:45 Wait a minute. Wait just a second.
01:27:49 You mean, just say what the product does ?
01:27:51 No one's ever tried that.
01:27:54 Well, it's crazy. Why, it's nuts.
01:27:56 We love it ! Thank you, Phil.
01:27:59 If we can ever do something for you, let us know.
01:28:03 I kind of need a job. [ Together ] Hmm !
01:28:06 Phil, you've got one right here.
01:28:10 We can always use a frog with horse sense.
01:28:12 Yes, welcome aboard, Phil.
01:28:15 You are with us now. Yes.
01:28:18 Mmm ! Ahh !
01:28:24 Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
01:28:28 Yep, and I already got tickets.
01:28:30 You did ? Arthey good seats ? They sure are.
01:28:32 They're for the next train out of town !
01:28:33 [ Both Laughing ] So now the show opens in just one week.
01:28:39 The publicity's started, and tickets e already selling.
01:28:42 We're going to have to rehearse day and night to get ready, and we have got to find Kermit.
01:28:47 Who is this guy ? He's Ronnie Crawford.
01:28:48 He's produced in the show.
01:28:51 Who's she ? She's Jenny. She' a friend of Kermit's and mine.
01:28:56 What are we standing around here for ? We gotta find Kermit !
01:29:00 Yeah ! Let's go !
01:29:04 Go ! Go ! Go ! Go !
01:29:06 Kermit !
01:29:10 Kermit ! Kermit !
01:29:16 Kermit ! Have you seen a frog ?
01:29:20 [ Kermit Chattering ] This is a revolutionary new slogan which is, "Ocean Breeze will get you--" Kermit ! Kermit !
01:29:32 Kermit !
01:29:36 Kermit !
01:29:45 Hmm. Yeah ?
01:29:48 Hmm. Right.
01:29:50 [ Miss Piggy ]Kermit !
01:29:52 Kermit ? [ Laughs, Whimpers ] Kermit !
01:29:59 Kermit !
01:30:01 Rowlf, Rowlf. Oh, Fozzie Kermit !
01:30:06 Kermit ! [ Growls ] [ Chattering ] Hmm.
01:30:15 Mr. Mayor ! Mr. Mayor ! It's an emergency.
01:30:16 Hold on, everybody.
01:30:17 I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance.
01:30:21 If he can also balance the budget, I'llire him.
01:30:24 Kermit ! frog !
01:30:28 Kermit ! Kermit ! Kermit ! Kermit !
01:30:30 Kermit ! Kermit !
01:30:33 [ Echoing ]Kermit ! Kermit !
01:30:35 [ Echoing ]Kermit !
01:30:42 Wow. I thought opening night was supposed to be exciting.
01:30:47 Yeah, but not without our little green buddy.
01:30:52 Maybe we should just cancel.
01:30:56 No. No, it is opening night tonight.
01:30:59 The show must go on. Kermit... would want it that way.
01:31:04 Yeah. Yeah.
01:31:09 That was a great presentation you made this morning, Jill.
01:31:13 Thanks to Phil's flow chart. Thank you, Jill.
01:31:17 How about a new place for lunch today ?
01:31:18 Okay.
01:31:20 Oh, good. Mmm !
01:31:24 [ Door Bell Dings ] Hmm. Hmm.
01:31:31 Hmm.
01:31:45 This time I'll take the bill, Gil. Oh, good.
01:31:49 Something from the grill, Jill ? No, meat makes me ill, Gil.
01:31:53 Hmm. [ Together ] Hmm !
01:31:56 We better go to the theater now and get ready.
01:32:02 Yeah. [ Metal Taps Glass ] ♪♪ [ Tapping "Together Again" ] ♪♪ [ Tapping Continues ] ♪♪ [umming ] ♪♪ [ Tapping Continues ] ♪♪ [ Humming ] ♪♪ Together again ♪♪
01:32:41 Hmm ? Kermy ?
01:33:01 Just a couple of frogs.
01:33:05 ♪♪ [ Tapping Continues ] [ Gasps ] No ! It's Kermit !
01:33:11 [ Gasps ] Oh !
01:33:14 Kermy ! Hmm ?
01:33:17 - Oh ! - It's Kermit !
01:33:19 Kermy, Kermy, Kermy !
01:33:22 It's Kermit ! How are you doing ?
01:33:24 What friendly service. Hmm !
01:33:26 Where were you ? We were all so worried.
01:33:27 Yeah !
01:33:30 Where were you ? I believe there must be some sort of mistake.
01:33:33 Hey, Phil,since you know the waiters,why don't you order for us ?
01:33:37 Phil ? What does he mean Phil ? Kermit, what's wrong ?
01:33:40 Are u speaking to me ? There's nothing wrong.
01:33:44 I will have the tuna melt, please, ma'am.
01:33:46 You don't know us ? I'm afraid not.
01:33:49 Should I ? What do you mean, should you ?
01:33:53 We have a show to put on, your show, and it's opening tonight !
01:33:57 Seeing a show would be a pleasant w to spend the time, but I do have some marketing data to review.
01:34:04 What ? Hmm !
01:34:06 He really doesn't remember us. We have to get him to the theater.
01:34:09 Kermit, this is for your own good. Grab him !
01:34:12 Come on ! Whoa !
01:34:15 Where are you taking me ?
01:34:17 Hey ! They must not get a lot of repeat business here.
01:37:29 [ Chattering ] [ Orchestra Tuning ] So, the grizzly bear, he walks out of the room.
01:37:44 The panda bear is just sitting there. He thinks, "This is odd." Then the phone rings. You know who it is ? It's the polar bear.
01:37:50 The polar bear says to the panda bear, "I didn't kw it was a koala bear." Get it ? "Koala ?" Wacka, wacka !
01:37:59 This is all very amusing, but I have to be going now. Wait !
01:38:03 He doesn't remember ! It's no use. We've been tryg for hours.
01:38:07 There's nothing left to do. We havto go on without him.
01:38:11 Kermit, please ! We need you ! Come back to us !
01:38:14 Look, maybe you do know me, but I don't remember you.
01:38:20 I wish I did.
01:38:23 You better take your places.♪♪ [ Orchestra ] Piggy, what are we going to do ?
01:38:40 Look at me. You are not Phil. You are Kermit the Frog.
01:38:44 That's Gonzo. That's Fozzie. That's Rowlf and Scooter.
01:38:48 They're your friends. You wrote this show for them.
01:38:52 That's Ronnie and Jenny. They're your friends too. And I'm Piggy. Listen.
01:38:56 You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me.
01:39:01 You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.
01:39:05 With you ? In love with a pig ? [ Laughs ] Wait till I tell the guys in marketing.
01:39:13 Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild ?
01:39:17 Maybe you could bring home the bacon, huh ?
01:39:20 Ah, the sounds of love. Sou-ee ! Oink-oink !
01:39:25 Cancel the show ! Hai-ya !
01:39:29 [ Groans ] Uh-- [ Gasps ] [ Kermit ]Piggy ? Fozzie ?
01:39:40 Where am I anyway ? Kermit ! Kermit !
01:39:44 Kermy, you remember us ! You remembered !
01:39:46 Are you all right ? What's going on ?
01:39:49 You're going on. It's Broadway ! You made it ! [ Clamoring ] No, the script isn't ready. There's something missing.
01:39:57 It's terrific. We got to tell erybody Kermit's okay. Come on.
01:40:02 Do you remember the opening number ?
01:40:06 You mean-- ♪♪ Look at me Here I am ♪♪
01:40:14 ♪♪ Right where I belong ♪♪
01:40:18 ♪♪ I see that face comin' back to me ♪♪
01:40:22 ♪♪ Like an old familiar song ♪♪
01:40:26 ♪♪ What better place could anyone be ♪♪
01:40:30 ♪♪ 'Cause you're here with me ♪♪
01:40:34 ♪♪ It's all I've been lookin' for and so much more ♪♪
01:40:37 ♪♪ And now I'm here Now you're here ♪♪
01:40:40 ♪♪ Nothin' can go wrong 'cause I am right where ♪♪
01:40:42 ♪♪ I belong ♪♪ Yes !
01:40:46 Here we go ! [ Chattering ] Hi, guys ! Kermit, could our friends watch the show from backstage ?
01:40:51 Could they ? Uh, wait a minute.
01:40:55 No ! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage.
01:40:58 That's it ! That's what's been missing from the show.
01:41:01 That's what we need: More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever.
01:41:04 You're not gonna watch the show. You're gonna be in the show ! Come on, everybody !
01:41:09 [ chattering ] ♪♪ [ Orchestra ] ♪♪ Look at us, here we are right where we belong ♪♪
01:41:24 ♪♪ The curtain's up and the lights are bright and they're playing our old song ♪♪
01:41:29 ♪♪ What better place could anyone be ♪♪
01:41:33 Hey ! It's Kermit ! ♪♪ 'Cause you're here with me ♪♪
01:41:36 ♪♪ So, everyone, here we go Let's start the show ♪♪
01:41:39 [ Horn Beeping ] [ Chattering ] [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Horn Honks ] [ Clucking ] Extra ! Extra ! Somebody is getting married !
01:41:58 Somebody is getting married ? Hey ! Somebody is getting married !
01:42:03 Whoa ! Somebody's getting married !
01:42:06 Somebody's getting married ?
01:42:09 [ Clucking ] ♪♪ Somebody's getting married ♪♪
01:42:13 [ Together ] ♪♪ Somebody's getting married ♪♪
01:42:17 ♪♪ Somebody's getting married ♪♪ ♪♪ Somebody's getting ♪♪
01:42:20 ♪♪ Somebody's getting ♪♪ ♪♪ Somebody's getting ♪♪
01:42:24 ♪♪ Somebody, somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody ♪♪
01:42:27 ♪♪ Somebody, somebody Somebody ♪♪ Somebody get some flowers Somebody get a ring ♪♪
01:42:33 ♪♪ Somebody get a chapel and choir to sing ♪♪
01:42:37 ♪ Somebody get an organ to play ♪♪
01:42:41 ♪♪ 'Cause somebody's getting married today ♪♪
01:42:48 ♪♪ Somebody get a preacher Somebody bake a ke ♪♪
01:42:52 ♪♪ Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take ♪♪
01:42:57 ♪♪ Somebody get a sweet negligee ♪♪
01:43:00 ♪♪ 'Cause somebody's getting married today ♪♪
01:43:05 ♪♪ Wedding, wedding Pig and froggy wedding ♪♪
01:43:09 ♪♪ Somebody get champagne Somebody rent a room ♪♪
01:43:12 ♪♪ Somebody get the lovely bride and somebody get the-- ♪♪ ♪♪ Somebody get the-- ♪♪
01:43:16 ♪♪ Somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody ♪♪
01:43:20 ♪♪ Somebody get this wedding under way ♪♪
01:43:23 ♪♪ [ Gibberish ] ♪♪ Today ♪♪
01:43:29 [ Ringing ][ Applause ] ♪♪ Somebody's getting married ♪♪
01:43:47 ♪♪ Today ♪♪
01:43:58 Are they here yet ? Are they here yet ?
01:44:02 Did I miss it ? Am I late ? No, they'll be here any minute.
01:44:05 Oh, boy, me can hardly wait. Yeah.
01:44:09 Isn't this exciting ? It's the wedding of the year.
01:44:11 Well, can't we start without them ? No, you can't until they're here.
01:44:16 ♪♪ They're finally getting ♪♪
01:44:20 ♪♪ Married ♪♪
01:44:22 ♪♪ Now ♪♪
01:44:29 ♪♪ [ Organ ] - Oh ! - Oh !
01:44:44 ♪♪ He'll make me happy ♪♪
01:44:48 ♪♪ Each time I see him ♪♪
01:44:51 ♪♪ He'll be the reason my heart can sing ♪♪
01:44:57 ♪♪ He'll stand beside me ♪♪
01:45:00 ♪♪ And I'll have everything ♪♪
01:45:04 ♪♪ She'll make me happy ♪♪
01:45:07 ♪♪ Each me I hold her ♪♪
01:45:10 ♪♪ And I will follow ♪♪
01:45:13 ♪♪ Where my heart may lead ♪♪
01:45:16 ♪♪ And she'll be all I ever need ♪♪
01:45:23 Babies: ♪♪ Days go passing into years ♪♪
01:45:29 Ladies: ♪♪ Years go passing day by day ♪♪
01:45:35 Pigs: ♪♪ She'll make him happy ♪♪
01:45:38 ♪♪ Now and forever ♪♪
01:45:42 Frogs: ♪♪ Until forever ♪♪
01:45:45 ♪♪ Their love will grow ♪♪
01:45:48 Muppets: ♪♪ She only knows ♪♪
01:45:51 ♪♪ He'll make her happy ♪♪
01:45:54 ♪♪ That's all she needs ♪♪
01:45:57 ♪♪ To know ♪♪
01:46:00 All: ♪♪ They'll be so happy ♪♪
01:46:04 ♪♪ Now and forever ♪♪
01:46:07 ♪♪ Until forever ♪♪
01:46:10 ♪♪ Their love will grow ♪♪
01:46:13 ♪♪ I only know ♪♪
01:46:16 ♪♪ He'll make me happy ♪♪
01:46:19 ♪♪ That's all I need ♪♪
01:46:23 ♪♪ To know ♪♪
01:46:36 Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister.
01:46:42 [ Giggles ] ♪♪ [ Organ ] ♪♪ Do you, Piggy take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband ♪♪
01:46:53 ♪♪ Do you ♪♪
01:46:58 ♪♪ I do ♪♪
01:47:02 [ Crying, Blowing Nose ] Shh.
01:47:06 ♪♪ Do you, Froggy take this pig to be your lawful wedded wife ♪♪
01:47:12 ♪♪ Until you die ♪♪
01:47:17 ♪♪ Oh, I ♪♪
01:47:22 ♪♪ Oh, I ♪♪
01:47:25 ♪♪ Do you ♪♪
01:47:30 Uh-- ♪♪ I do ♪♪
01:47:44 ♪♪ Then because you share a love so big ♪♪
01:47:50 ♪♪ I now pronounce you ♪♪
01:47:54 ♪♪ Frog and pig ♪♪
01:47:59 [ Cheering ] They got married !
01:48:18 ♪♪ What better way could anything end? ♪♪
01:48:22 ♪♪ Hand in hand with a friend ♪♪
01:48:28 [ Gasps ] [ Miss Piggy ]♪♪ Saying good-bye, going away ♪♪
01:50:14 ♪♪ Seems like good-bye's such a hard thing to say ♪♪
01:50:19 [ Kermit ]♪♪ Touching a hand Wondering why ♪♪
01:50:25 [ Together ]♪♪ It's time for saying good-bye ♪♪
01:50:34 [ Scooter ]♪♪ Saying good-bye Why is it sad ♪♪
01:50:38 ♪♪ Makes us remember the good times we've had ♪♪
01:50:44 ♪♪ Much more to say Foolish to try ♪♪
01:50:50 ♪♪ It's time for saying good-bye ♪♪
01:50:58 [ Gonzo ]♪♪ Don't want to leave But we both know ♪♪

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